This is why I don’t answer the house phone.


Private caller: Somebody called me from this phone?
Me: I wouldn’t know, being that your number is blocked.
Private caller: Yes, but somebody called me from this number earlier.
Me: Would you like to give me your number?
Private caller: a 917 number.
…Me: What the fuck? Alright bye.
:: hangs up phone ::
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About Oil Underneath

I drink glasses of cold water.
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